"Perfect" man.

There's absolutely no such thing as the perfect man. Or the perfect anyone for that matter. But honestly, we all know that we all have a list of things we find in a boy/girl that we know would be super amazing for them to have such qualities. It's not a check list. It's usually a mental list and you don't like, stand at the alter on your wedding day and then be like, " Um, sorry. I can't marry you. You only have 43 of the 60 things I need." No way. But like I said, it's usually mental, but I decided to record it. There is no particular order, although some things are more important than others. Here's the first 15; but trust me, it will grow. I'm posting this because once upon a time I said I would. So here it is...

1.Must be clean. I don't have a germ phobia or anything, but certain things gross me out to the maximum. Like, dry hands and feet. Which moves to the next one...
2. Well moisturized. I seriously have a problem with this. I put probably ten pounds of lotion a day and spaz out when I have dry hands or feet. Especially dry feet. That makes me internally scream whenever I see someone with such things.
3.Faith. I am a religious person. But not a shove bible down your throat. I want him to be cool about it and afraid to say what he believe in. And NOT a two faced hypocrite. I hate that.
4. Sweet like candy. Lol. This is more like a "Mr.man" sweet, Mr.man was like one of the sweetest people I know. Sweet like awww.
5. Artistic. Art is just 'art'. It's music or writing or dancing or whatever. I believe everyone has a little creative art side inside of them. And I find pretty much all forms of art fascinating.
6. Funny. I am a GIANT goof ball. I need to laugh in order to live. If you can't make me smile, then your doing quite the opposite, or boring me to tears. Both of which is terrible.
7. Smart, but not super genius. I don't like stupid people lol. But I'm not exactly the brightest bulb in the pack, so I want to understand what he's talking about. But I hate people who constantly correct grammar and attack you with facts that you defiantly don't care about.
8. Likes my friends. This may seem silly, but my friends matter to be. He doesn't have to be BFF's with them all, but at least respect them or be nice to them.
9. Nerdy :) . I like my nerds. Perferably anime nerds :D or even book nerds :D :D. I like my anime and my books, and I'd like to have nerdy filled conversations with this dude. Aha.
10. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Especially my mother. XD Which is tough because even I struggle with this. But yeah. It annoys me when people are so disrespectful to practically everyone they know. Ugghh.
11. Independent. Nothing more annoying then a broke needy man. lol seriously. But he doesn't have to be super rich. Or rich at all. Heck, he could be dirt poor and I wouldn't care. As long as he can take care of himself.
12. Music . This falls under art, yes. But this needs it's own number. I love music. I looooveee musicals. Lol it'd be wicked awesome if he'd sing a long with me to Phantom of the Opera. :) Also if he and I had the same taste in music. ( which is easy as long as he's open to anything. Well. Except country. )
13. Cookinggg. If he doesn't know already, he's willing to learn. And yes, there are a lot of people in the world who claim they can cook, but I want him to actually know how to make something other than scrambled eggs, french toast and mac-n-cheese.
14. Not 1 in a million. By this I mean-- I honestly rather not him be 1 of ten thousand brothers and sisters. Now, this isn't a necessity, but I'd rather him be 1 of 2 at the least or 1 of 4 at the most. Idk. I feel like the fewer children the stronger the bond. Plus I wouldn't have to know two million people.
15. "Put on your red shoes and dance the blues." I like to dance/watch people dance/think about dancing. whether it's for serious or goofing around ( most likely goofing around xD) I want someone to be crazy and dance with me lol.

Well that's the first few. I must go now and plus I'm drawing a blank. But there is more. But yeah.